Mom

Well, not my mom. Haha.

Catherine's mother wants to eat me on Saturday. Er, meet.

Not that I'm worried though. I wonder how their conversation went?

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Catherine: "Hi Mom, I have a boyfriend."

Cat's Mom: *thinks to herself* "Hmm... shall I have a slice of ear? Oh, the entrails would taste sweet while the blood is still flowing."

Catherine: "Mom?" @_____@

Cat's Mom: "Oh, of course. Sorry about that. I want to meet him on Saturday."

Catherine: "Great! We're going out in the afternoon, though, to an anime convention. When exactly would you like to meet him?"

Cat's Mom: "Lunch time would be perfect."

Catherine: "Oh, we'll have him join us for lunch? That'd be so nice!"

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Cat, nooooooooo~

Goodbye, world. T__T